My Floor Meeting

So my floor meeting wasn't as bad as I had thought it would be. Mind you, it wasn't good, but it could have been much worse.

I got there early and snuggled up in one of our decrepit chairs with my blanket and my pillow, a book and my coconut cream pie, ready to listen to people ramble. Here are a few highlights:

1) Don't leave your wookies in the shower (ie: clean out your hair when you're done washing yourself.)
2) The only things allowed in the bathroom and showers must have two pair of feet that are eventually connected to ovaries. We asked about a whether or not a one-legged person was allowed in the shower. Our RA told us that was ok too, as long as that leg eventually met up with ovaries.
3) People need to clean their spit from the sink and their dirty underwear from the floor in the bathroom.
4) Underagers can drink, as long as they are not stupid about it. Which means, hide the booze when the RA's walk by. (Just kidding! I'm not a fish over here!
5) You need to be quiet. <-- (period)
6) No paint in the dirty dishes on the counter. Only old food in the dishes on the counter.

So yeah, we had a few good laughs, especially at some of the anal retentive people on our floor.
It was cute.

I ate too much today. I feel ill.
Going to go throw up.