Wait Til You See Me Dance

Here is the long-awaited feature about the shirt I bought last week.

This idea was started one night when I was wearing the shirt and thinking about what it said (please ignore the wrinkles as I just pulled it out of my laundry hamper for this picture):

I started thinking, "What could someone have said that would have inspired the response 'Wait Til You See Me Dance'?"

Here are a few that I came up with:

"You think my cooking sucks? Wait Til You See Me Dance!"

"I find myself short of breath when I climb the stairs...Wait Til You See Me Dance!"

"If you think I move/look funny when I laugh, Wait Til You See Me Dance!"

I had a few more, but I am now going to leave the floor open to response. What do you think should have been said before the phrase on my new t-shirt was proclaimed?

I know you guys are creative and will have no problems out-doing my ideas! Have fun!

On a side note, I think someone needs to intervene in my life and stick me into rehab. DVD-buying rehab, that is. In the past month I have bought these movies (in alphabetical order):

Airheads
Batman: The Movie - Special Edition
The Big Lebowski
Chasing Amy - The Criterion Collection
Comic Book: The Movie
Election
Elf - Infinifilm
Fahrenheit 9/11
Hotel Rwanda
The Incredibles - 2-Disc Collector's Edition
Jersey Girl
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou - Criterion Collection
The Life Of David Gale
Mystery Men
Powder
Pulp Fiction - Collector's Edition
Sideways
Timecode
Waking Ned Devine

And I ordered (from Columbia House):

The Green Mile
Mean Girls - Special Collector's Edition
The Notebook - New Line Platinum Series
Old School - Unrated And Out Of Control!
The Shawshank Redemption - Two-Disc Special Edition
Super Size Me
The Usual Suspects - Special Edition

This is a cry for help...