I Am Apparently Hiding My Sadness...

Does anybody else get random, non-English speaking people looking up their profiles somehow on MSN and contacting them in a language you don't understand?

Like, I get at least one e-mail per week from some guy (usually writing in Spanish) asking me to add him to my MSN so we can chat, or to e-mail him with a picture of me or something like that.

They usually translate into something like, "I saw your picture and I thought you were pretty and interesting...please e-mail me so we can chat" and other stuff to that effect.

I just delete them and go on with my life.

However, I got this one last week and it took the cake. I don't know whether to be scared or fall on the floor laughing.

Here is the original message:

"hola Kyla: Soy de Pigué, una colonia francesa en la Argentina.Te vi en una foto de hotmail y te estoy escribiendo, no para seducirte, si no para que admitas como posibilidad que el amor existe. No te voy hacer el elogio de lo atractiva que sos, porque debes estar podrida de que todos te alaben tu belleza, tu porte, etc. A mi me llamaste la atención por tu soledad, tu escondida tristeza, sintiendo como corazonada que sos una persona muy especial. Parece tu ser que contiene y encierra un toque de misterio y eso me imanta en forma positiva. Te dejo una reflexión que cabe exactamente para vos. “No olvido que el amor puede hacer hermosa una mujer común, llena de sensualidad y sensibilidad. ¿Que podrá hacer el amor en una mujer profunda, hermosa, singular, con sensibilidad generosa, y con una sensualidad que no puede ocultar?” Yo creo que en algún momento has vivido en un “estado de gracia perfecto”, pero mi sugerencia hacia ti, es: no te condenes hoy a vivir en primera C sin amor, cuando toda tu voluptuosidad interior es de una mujer digna de ser amada con respeto, protección y pasión. En vez de un abrazo, te mando un sacudón para que mañana al levantarte, veas más linda la vida de la que la viste hoy. Gus"

Now I don't speak Spanish, so I went to a free translator online and got a basic translation (not perfect, but enough to figure the gist of the message out):

"Hello Kyla: I Am of Pigué, a French colony in Argentina I saw You in a photo of hotmail and I am writing you, not to seduce you, if not so that admit as possibility that the love exists. You do not I go to do the compliment of the attractive thing that sos, because you should be rotten that all they praise you your beauty, your postage, etc. To my you called me the attention by your solitude, your hidden sadness, feeling as foreboding that sos a very special person. It seems your to be that contains and encloses a sound of mystery and that magnetizes me in positive form. You abandonment a reflection that fits exactly for vos. “Not oversight that the love can do beautiful a full, common woman of sensuality and sensibility. That will be able to do the love in a singular, beautiful, deep woman, with generous sensibility, and with a sensuality that cannot hide?” I believe that in some moment you have lived in a “been of perfect grace”, but my suggestion toward you, is: do not condemn you today to live in the first one C without love, when all your interior voluptuousness is of a worthy woman to be beloved with respect, protection and passion. Instead of a hug, you command a sacudón so that tomorrow al to raise you, see prettier the life of the one that saw it today. Gus"

Weird...

Please tell me this happens to other people, and that I'm not the only one who gets this rare privledge!